You guys ever play with ArtRage? It’s a OSX and Windows program that basically emulates painting tools for windows. Kind of. It’s fun. It has this super cheesy “trace” mode where you can load up pictures and it will automatically color match your brushstrokes with the image you’re tracing. I’m not explaining it very well.

Anyway, just becuase you get the right colors, doesn’t mean you’re suddenly a good painter. I mean, right?

Anyway, Jenifer, my lovely wife, who is a trained fine artist, and, you know, fucking awesome, was appaled at my poor, poor attempts to paint portraits of Abigail the Schipperke in art rage.

To be fair, Gaia was laying on my mouse hand while I was drawing these. But to be more fair, I’m actually not a very good at painting.

New offering on Craig's List. Enjoy!
I have lost my mind and will never again buy an inkjet printer or inkjet inks. But just because _I'm_ crazy, doesn't mean you have to suffer!
Take advantage of my mental instability and get yourself a new inkjet printer. This fine fine Epson Stylus Photo R200 worked well the last time it had ink in it and was attached to a Windows or Macintosh Computer. Linux? Not so much.
It needs ink, notably the second cyan and magenta cartridges.

The last time I printed with it the results were both stunning and lovely. This printer could be your new best friend.

This printer is sold as-is, and does not include a USB cable. It does, however, include a lovely CD-R printer tray that will let you print on certain CD-R Media that have ink-jetty goodness and have received the blessing of the Epson Militia. The price is negotiable! You can pick it up or pay for shipping! The power to make good choices rests with you, my friend!