You guys ever play with ArtRage? It’s a OSX and Windows program that basically emulates painting tools for windows. Kind of. It’s fun. It has this super cheesy “trace” mode where you can load up pictures and it will automatically color match your brushstrokes with the image you’re tracing. I’m not explaining it very well.

Anyway, just becuase you get the right colors, doesn’t mean you’re suddenly a good painter. I mean, right?

Anyway, Jenifer, my lovely wife, who is a trained fine artist, and, you know, fucking awesome, was appaled at my poor, poor attempts to paint portraits of Abigail the Schipperke in art rage.

To be fair, Gaia was laying on my mouse hand while I was drawing these. But to be more fair, I’m actually not a very good at painting.