Today, Gaia was sitting on my lap while I was talking to some people. She had a bunch of Barbies with her and they were all chatting and carrying on, as Gaia made the voices for all of them.

And then, suddenly Gaia started making barfing noices.

G: Barbie's throwing up! *Gaaa!*
Me: Did you say 'Barbie's throwing up?
G: Yeah. She's throwing up.
Me: Why? Why is Barbie throwing up?
G: That's just what she does.

No more "Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story" for Gaia, that's all I'm saying.