My latest Craig's list masterpiece features rediculous pictures of @heathercore.

When I was a bruiser, I would cruise around the UW-Whitewater Campus in a size 3XLT leather biker jacket. It no longer fits, and I am no longer a bruiser. Perhaps you are a little bit smaller than me and also a little bit tougher.
This jacket is offered as is, with the understanding that it is a well worn, leather biker jacket that I wore every day for five years or so. Needless to say it is used. The zippers work. You're buying an old biker jacket, who are you to get uppity?

I love Craig's list. Love, love, love, love it.

Heather is awesome. You can have a little bit of that awesome. Just buy yourself that jacket. Instant awesome.