Just completed a rather lengthy and boring "social media" survey. I'm sure it's aimed at justifying some very high salaries of some very shallow people, and I understand how important that is to our economy, I really do...

But I couldn't resist when they asked for my "definition" of social media.

The rest of the survey was completed in all seriousness. Especially the part where I listed "www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com" as the next big social media thing. You're welcome, hotchickswithdouchebags.com.