Happy Holiday, Fond Employee!
Submitted by heygabe on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 10:27
The gang and I at work have been asked to create the corporate holiday card this year. We're working on making it the worst possible, most awkwardly phrased, boring message we could come up with.
Then we back-translated from English to Japanese and then from Japanese to English. I just whipped up this fake, design, just for fun.
Although, we think we could definitely make it more awkward, it's painful to read as is. Imagine receiving this, with signatures from your firm's administrative team, on cheap, flimsy copy paper. And streaked with copier tracks. And ever-so-slightly misfolded.
A great holiday indeed.
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ROFLOL! Oh please tell me you ARE going to send that card out to the employees! It's sooooooo much better than a standard "we wish you a Happy Holiday season..." blah, blah, blah! Sharing this post for sure! Thanks for the giggles!
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Submitted by Lindsay (not verified) on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 10:05.Make sure the envelope is just slightly too small, so the card is kind of squished and bent!
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Submitted by Lindsay (not verified) on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 10:10.