The trouble with internets

Dear Mr. K. Nutpunch Ed,
Thanks so much for making my Wii crash so badly that I had to walk over it and unplug it to make it reset. I can see how you would be upset that I would back out of the music selection screen becuase I didn't want to play "Through the Fire and Flames" against a guy in the Slash Avatar for the THIRD time today.

That's great. You're the best. And while we're at it. Thanks for the quality control Actavision! You're the best too.

In case you didn't realize it, this posting is sarcastic!