One of the most embarrassing things I do is sing little songs about my animals when I'm doing their chores. This one came out today when I was filling the Guinea Pigs up with pellets, water and hay. The Pig I was singing to is named Moose.

Moose the Moose is on the mend.
from a bad fight that he had with his friend.
He said, "Look here moose, I don't give a heck."
And he left him lying there with a bloody neck."

And that's a true story.