heygabe: @littletinyfish Take the red pill, plz.

heygabe: @mathiasx Actually, that joke would be better if I wrote, "Running Apple Laptops with strange power problems since Jan. 1, 1969."

heygabe: @mathiasx Running Apple Laptops with strange power problems since 1999.

heygabe: Of a the things I've done to try to garner @hotdogsladies attention, this is my finest work. http://t.co/9B3bFGhh

heygabe: This is indeed an auspicious day. 1000 unread Medline Plus emails. #fb http://t.co/uOScldz1

heygabe: SOLY: Chapters 9, 10 http://t.co/E0TE2vui #fb

heygabe: SOLY: Chapter 1.8 http://t.co/ZplC3uSx #fb

heygabe: Waiting at the mart http://t.co/PcsuHt8M

heygabe: Just liked Positive Portrayals Of Male Parenting In Video games at La Casa de Wollenhat http://t.co/jfgcV2rH (via @oinkapp)

heygabe: STOP READING YOUR SPAM! Gmail - Awful Trip.......... http://t.co/CLGhGgWk #FB

heygabe: SOLY: Three more chapters http://t.co/QcQIaKJ8 #fb

heygabe: @sawaboof Jebbus Christo, I'm sorry.

heygabe: @tomhenrich White Chille Chicken, Navy Beans, and Homany Grits. Sometimes with corn. In a white sauce.

heygabe: Walker is lying to himself or to Wisconsin — or both http://t.co/ALhBoNKv (via Instapaper)

heygabe: Please call or email your legislators and ask them to vote against the Open-Pit Mining Bills. 1-608-514-1880 http://t.co/59FpfRi3 #fb

heygabe: @mathiasx @ashedryden I'm the ideal user for a lot of things. Mostly delicious things.

heygabe: There's still some of that same stuff we got yesterday. I love my glitch buddies! http://t.co/bc9TIp0h

heygabe: Keep up the fight, not the war http://t.co/sCckLElE #fb

heygabe: Just liked Victory Over Some Guy Named Megasmack at La Casa de Wollenhat http://t.co/q1lNxC5g (via @oinkapp)

heygabe: @mathiasx First Album: Of War and Skittles.